Five Things (Garett version)

Five Things (Garett version)

by brooklinegirl



For Sasssy: Five things I will say to Garett Maggart when he appears on my doorstep with a C&D.

1) "Oh, Garett. You don't have maybe an intern or somebody who could have maybe done this for you?"

2) "You're kind of just proving my point."

3) "It's going to take more than a C&D to get me to give you a blowjob."

4) "Why is it taped to a copy of Demon Under Glass, Garett?"

5) "You love it and you know it."


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